Latest Farts

September 10, 2025
Cosplay meets crop dust.

The Comic Con Cannon

Stronger than Hulk, sneakier than Batman.
September 10, 2025
Heavy metal, heavier aftermath.

The Concert Cloud

Headbanging + bean burritos = unforgettable encore.
September 10, 2025
Nachos never forget.

The Stadium Stinker

Section 112 hasn’t recovered.
September 10, 2025
Eggs-actly what you think.

The Omelet Oopsie

Sunny side up, back end down.
September 10, 2025
Schmear the air.

The Bagel Blast

Everything bagel. Everything everywhere.
September 10, 2025
Short stack, long-lasting.

The Pancake Popper

Syrupy sweet with a buttered finish.
September 10, 2025
Double shot, double trouble.

The Cold Brew Kaboom

Espresso yourself… loudly.
September 10, 2025
Bubbly on entry, bubbly on exit.

The Champagne Spray

Popped cork, popped cheeks.
September 10, 2025
Midnight blast.

The Times Square Tooter

Neon lights, neon stink.
September 10, 2025
History repeated itself.

The Museum Muffler

Ancient ruins, modern stench.
September 10, 2025
Salty air, sulfur flair.

The Beach Breeze

Seagulls fled. Lifeguards gagged.
September 10, 2025
Complimentary breakfast, not complimentary aftermath.

The Hotel Lobby Launcher

Bellhop kept bell closed.
September 10, 2025
Cabin pressure equalized.

The Airplane Altitude Blast

Fasten seatbelts. Open vents.
September 10, 2025
Nothing to declare.

The TSA Toot

Except the obvious.
September 10, 2025
Now serving: #2.

The DMV Detonator

Waiting never smelled so bad.
September 10, 2025
Going down.

The Elevator Event

No escape. Maximum impact.
September 10, 2025
Nature called. And answered.

The Park Bench Boom

Birds scattered. Joggers paused.
September 10, 2025
Silent but library-approved.

The Library Lifter

Shushed in every direction.
September 10, 2025
Next stop: methane station.

The Subway Subwoofer

Louder than the brakes.
September 10, 2025
Echo chamber.

The Grand Canyon Gust

Tourists thought it was thunder.
September 10, 2025
Four faces, one blast.

The Mount Rushmore Ripper

Lincoln wept.
September 10, 2025
Built to last.

The Great Wall Whoopee

Heard from space.
September 10, 2025
Ooh la la… or ooh la pew.

The Eiffel Phew

Paris never smelled like this.
September 10, 2025
Happiest stank on earth.

The Disney Detonation

Mickey’s ears twitched.
September 10, 2025
What happens here…

The Vegas Vaporizer

…stinks here.
September 10, 2025
Freedom rings.

The Statue of Liberty Lift

Send her your tired, your poor, your gassy.
September 10, 2025
Cubicle concerto.

The Office Opus

HR filed an incident report.
September 10, 2025
Buckle up.

The Carpool Kaboom

Kids rolled down windows in unison.
September 10, 2025
Grill to thrill.

The Backyard Blower

Hot dogs in, hot air out.
September 10, 2025
Leg day, gas pay.

The Gym Jolt

Squats + shakes = quake.
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